Why HELLO ... happy whatever day it may be. ToSTART First, there must be an explanation of the placing "Happy" in front of whatever day it may be, a sort of greeting. Being a gentleman who had lived through a car accident. That left him to face this world, half-a-man, I was in need of a way to brighten my days. Although receiving numerous awkward stares, I kept it up till it didn't. Originally, my slower than quick ears picked it up off of Travis Coshco, a local weatherman for Louisa Co clued me into this trick. When walking ‘round, primarily in public but at times among family, the feeling of eyes gauging my steps waiting and some hoping for my fall, simply gnawed at my brain. Towards the beginning this gnawing caused insecurity and fear to well up inside. Simply because, come on, there I was. Fresh from the hospital, roughly a year and a half but in my terminology, according to my mind’s eye. Seconds, days, months and years hav